Hey! Come talk to me! :)

bunny-banana:

handaxe:

handaxe:

What’s the difference between america and yogurt?

If u leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop a culture

this was like the sickest burn I’ve ever seen

(via super-fuckin-wholock)

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baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

(via poetryandpotter)

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nuuede:

imayday:

thecutestofthecute:

wHY FATHER

natural selection

I laughed at this way too hard and for way too long

nuuede:

imayday:

thecutestofthecute:

wHY FATHER

natural selection

I laughed at this way too hard and for way too long

(Source: magicmotherfuckers, via 50-shades-of-fandom)

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sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍

(via 50-shades-of-fandom)

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Anonymous asked: How do I pick up girls and how do I tell lesbians from the not-so-lesbians?


Answer:

thegaywomenchannel:

For those of you wondering how to tell if a girl is gay, it’s quite simple. Ask.

No, do not ask if she is gay. Ask, “Do you think Kristen Stewart is gay?” 

If she says “yes.” She’s gay. If she says “What? No.” then she is straight, and possibly legally blind.

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pkmnprofessorgarrett:

carebearpikachu:

Hi, I’m Barbie ™ - Vine by Sarah Mangone

is she actually barbie

I THOUGHT SHE WAS LIP SYNCING BUT THEN

(Source: weloveshortvideos, via speakofthedevil312)

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voyeurhour:

mimzors:

surethatspookilyhappened:

spliffmastergeneral:

the-spooky-dick-forest:

buzzfeed:

Need some last-minute Halloween costume inspiration? Here you go. 

cosplay at its funniest

It’s funny to dress up as Muslim women and disparage another’s culture? How very classically white.

They’re…… they’re ghosts….

They’re sexy ghosts…?

it’s like infinitely more insulting you somehow got that idea in your head spiffy

(via super-fuckin-wholock)

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ohpussykitty:

place0fperfecti0n:

ziggy260:

overratedsuicide:

I did this because I wanted to show my bestfriend how much she is needed. Please don’t hate.

Can relate to this way more than I should be able to. In tears

I am sobbing

Sigh

(via hidebehindthemusic)

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meisterful:

drochfaol:

ryancrobert:

sexybritishllama:

no cough syrup

you are not ‘grape flavoured’

have you ever tasted a grape

you taste like death and the tears of small children

not fucking grape

wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself

#i can no longer tell what is and isn’t a joke on tumblr any more

image

(via super-fuckin-wholock)

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sugarysymbiote:

mrsmiawallaces:

This Vine gives me life

THE WAY HOMEBOY WAS HARMONIZING AT THE END OH MY FUCKING GOD~

(via super-fuckin-wholock)

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