I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent
had the opportunity and fucking seized it
For those of you wondering how to tell if a girl is gay, it’s quite simple. Ask.
No, do not ask if she is gay. Ask, “Do you think Kristen Stewart is gay?”
If she says “yes.” She’s gay. If she says “What? No.” then she is straight, and possibly legally blind.
Need some last-minute Halloween costume inspiration? Here you go.
cosplay at its funniest
It’s funny to dress up as Muslim women and disparage another’s culture? How very classically white.
They’re…… they’re ghosts….
They’re sexy ghosts…?
it’s like infinitely more insulting you somehow got that idea in your head spiffy
no cough syrup
you are not ‘grape flavoured’
have you ever tasted a grape
you taste like death and the tears of small children
not fucking grape
wow what a surprise another cis-gendered white upper-middle class american male telling someone what they can and cannot identify as. why don’t you go fuck yourself