Hey! Come talk to me! :)

fireflystilinski:

charlie-in-a-beanie:

tilly-needs-troyeboy:

oksoitsmeagain:

bowielegged:

boys…i have a hint 4 u: black skinny jeans

and beanies

and glasses

And plaid shirts with rolled up sleeves

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(via ifyoucrymoffatwins)

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15 hours ago

closetcaselesbian:

Probably the best post I’ve seen in a while.

(Source: the-average-gatsby, via princessofthefaggots)

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15 hours ago

septemberism94:

dalyproof:

Sure, kittens are cute and all..but what about the love and wisdom of old dogs?

^^^^^^

(via reilluminated)

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16 hours ago
professorfangirl:

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
Fucking wasps.

I tried to reblog this with a witty tag, but Tumblr took it as serious advice:

professorfangirl:

prokopetz:

This is the one time of year that I love wasps.

Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.

Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.

The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.

I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.

The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.

So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.

Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.

Fucking wasps.

I tried to reblog this with a witty tag, but Tumblr took it as serious advice:

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Posted
21 hours ago

vinebox:

When a girl favorites your tweet

(via speakofthedevil312)

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21 hours ago
samaurigro:

cartoonpolitics:

"Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women." ~ (unattributed)

Bless the human who made this post

samaurigro:

cartoonpolitics:

"Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women." ~ (unattributed)

Bless the human who made this post

(via putting-holes-in-happiness)

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21 hours ago
i-ran-over-oprah:

drugera:

"ok who used all the fucking Head N Shoulders?"

haha nigga ain’t even got shoulders

i-ran-over-oprah:

drugera:

"ok who used all the fucking Head N Shoulders?"

haha nigga ain’t even got shoulders

(Source: addelburgh, via red-haired-vixen)

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21 hours ago
ganjabeauty:

-sharkbites:

officialcrow:

brah chill

I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

IVE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED IN MY LIFE

ganjabeauty:

-sharkbites:

officialcrow:

brah chill

I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

IVE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED IN MY LIFE

(Source: pleatedjeans, via red-haired-vixen)

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Posted
21 hours ago

imagine-create-repeat:

  • Tinker Bell Pixie Dust Pumpkin Carving by Luis Linares
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21 hours ago

mickeyandcompany:

From concept art, to final animation and to Disney Parks

(via red-haired-vixen)

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21 hours ago
brigwife:

ohmywizardgodawhovian:

just expressing my anger

you forgot the most important one of all

brigwife:

ohmywizardgodawhovian:

just expressing my anger

you forgot the most important one of all

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(Source: marauding-dragons, via red-haired-vixen)

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Posted
21 hours ago
toripocalypse:

this patoot greeted me when I got home

toripocalypse:

this patoot greeted me when I got home

(via suddenlywaffle)

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Posted
1 day ago

earthdad:

when you’re just having one of those days

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(via bethleham)

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1 day ago
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